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Yap Yap Yap!!! All these brainiacs on this board are purporting to know this or that. You have people yapping about Cantango and futures and options. It's all designed to cloud the basic fact that this BABY is about to take off big time. Ignore all these yappers who yap all day long about the number of contracts and this or that. You know who they are. They are the guys that you see driving on the highway in their Mercedes SL OVER THE SPEED LIMIT on the way to HAIR CLUB FOR MEN. They are the guys in their mid 50s who go to the gym with their toupees and their scrawny blonde bimbos. I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!!! I don't care about the number of contracts or futures or options this fund holds. All I care about is the FUNDAMENTALS. I'm a momentum trader. I was once a powerful retail manager in a major chain. People feared me as much as they loved me. I'm basically a tedddy bear at heart. I have my problems. I'm not in the best of health. But my philosophy is simple and people stray from the basis. Very simple Sonny: BUY LOW, SELL HIGH. Some of you brainiacs seem to forget about the basics. Then you have these BRA BURNING little ladies on this panel who don't know the difference between a two nickels and a dime. They can go back to the kitchen. I have had my problems. I'm not impervious to criticism. I have health problems. I have mobility problems. I thank the Lord every day. I am on a respirator for 12 hours a day. AM I DOWN? Hell no! Am I out? HELL NO! I have diabetes, chronic diarrhea, seborrehic dermatitis, heart murmors, poor circulation, emphysema, erectile dysfunction and Lyme disease. Do I whine about my problems? HELL NO! I'm a very private man and I keep my personal life personal. I don't need to air my dirty laundry to this board. My daughter, Minneola, has been an inspiration to me and SHE is the one that keeps me going. I don't need to yap about futures contracts or contango or all this crap to know that its the FUNDAMENTALS that count. Can you spell that? F U N D A M E N T A L S. You heard it here. Some of you focus on how many contracts did this or that. The FACT is that oil is going up... and big time. To all the little ladies on this board, I am talking about "Texas Tea". Maybe if I put it in the context of a KITCHEN you will understand. Oh, and by the way, you little ladies can go back to the kitchen and make your Figgie Pudding and your cheese balls and your jello mold. And while you're at it, PLEASE CHANGE THE BABY'S DIAPERS! All these bra-burning feminists know who you are. I TELL IT LIKE IT IS! I am not here to walk on eggshells. Hell, I was a once feared manager in a prominent retail division. Was I feared? HELL YES! But did I have a good heart? HELL YES! I may come across as an ogre, but I am, in my heart, a teddy bear. I LOVE LIFE. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. Many of you have asked me to divulge issues concerning my private life. I AM A PRIVATE MAN. My health has been deteriorating and I have mobility problems. I have diabetes, chronic diarrhea, heart palpitations, seborrehic dermatitis, circulation problems, restless leg syndrome, erectile dysfunction and psoriasis. Does that keep me down? HELL NO! What matters to me is life. I have my lovely daughter, Minneola. She is my pride and joy. Yes, I'm a proud father. And I want Minneola to grow up in country where the citizens truly care about one another. That is why I have decided to accept the position as MODERATOR of this board. I appreciate the kind words that you have all sent to me. I am, when it comes down to it, a HUMBLE man. Sonny, let's look at the FUNDAMENTALS. It's very simple: Buy low, sell high. You all may fear me, and I AM a man to be feared... But I am also a man to be loved. I am out in the open. MAY YOU ALL HAVE GODSPEED.